Boris Johnson: the truth is revealed
Written by Mark Pack on 30th January 2008 – 3:06 pmYes, it’s the moment you have all been waiting for: the answer to our Boris Johnson quiz.
The puzzle was: what was the problem to which Boris Johnson thinks this is the solution:
I have an infallible solution. You go to Legoland. To be exact, you go to those deceptively simple whirly teacup things, and you subject the human body to the most extraordinary stresses and shears. Your teacup rotates in one direction. The teatray spins the other way.
And the answer?
If you have one of those babies that seems to prefer the womb to the terrors of the world, I have an infallible solution.
Let’s hope Boris isn’t running to be on any health trust board any time soon.
Posted in Humour, London Mayor
30th January 2008 at 3:11 pm
As revealed at 10.50pm last night on the original post, I might add! Some credit, please, Mr Pack….?
30th January 2008 at 5:18 pm
I would not have guessed that in a million years ! Who would have thought that Bozza would be in touch with his ‘feminine side’?
On a related note - has anyone ever seen Janet Daley being interviewed ? She clearly shares a hairdresser with Mr Johnson..
30th January 2008 at 5:55 pm
Indeed, well done Mr Gilbert!
30th January 2008 at 11:01 pm
Well that’s it then.
With wisdom like that he should win the mayoral race hands down.