Satirist Craig Brown has been sharing his premonitions for 2008 with readers of the Telegraph. It turns out the second-half of the year will feature positive revelations on a major new pool of Liberal Democrat support:

Marine biologists who have spent years studying the click-and-whistle sounds made by dolphins have at last cracked the code, and can now reveal what these fascinating creatures are saying to one another… Scientists working on the project admit that, up until a few months ago, they had “no idea” that dolphins were such committed Liberal Democrats.