There’s no prize at stake – just the opportunity to prove you’re wittier than any other LDV reader …
(Image courtesy: FromPlay.com).
Here’s former Lib Dem MP for Richmond Park Susan Kramer with her Tory successor Zac Goldsmith. What do you think they might have been saying or thinking about each other?
The winner of our most recent caption competition, the “Jeremy Browne passes the hat” edition – according to The Voice’s judging panel of one – was this one by Andrea Gill.
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So Zac, How much of that coffe is yours, and how much of it is for the local election?
S.K “Seeing as you ‘bought’ the seat, you can buy the lunch too!”
Kramer: If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.
Goldsmith: And if I were your husband I would drink it.
“Can you not stop fiddling all of the time, please put that away”
Zac – I am green , my man drives that tree everywhere I go”
“I thought we had heard the last of you at putney Mr Mellor”
“So there it is , Lord lucan was in the attic all along”
Susan To Zac: `Everyone knows in Richmond that I have the best Liberal brain between us and have worked my butt off for my constituents over years’
Zac to Susan : `Yes, and everyone knows that I have virtually done nothing to win this Seat save for being planted here as a green money tree in Richmond Park’.
Susan says – “Why aren’t you drinking your coffee”
Zac says – “I bought it to drink in the future so I don’t have to declare it now”
Consequences . .
Susan Kramer
MET
Zac Goldsmith
At the top of White Hart Lane
She SAID: ‘Let me buy you a coffee . . ’
He SAID: ‘Let me buy your seat . . ’
The CONSEQUENCE was:
He got the seat – and she got the bill.
Now Zac have you got clean underwear on today and cleaned your teeth – and why haven’t you brushed your hair this morning – and where is that nice new jacket I bought you for your birthday. If you want to be a proper MP then you need to grow up and start behaving like one of those nice Conservatives that your father used to admire so much .
I say, garçon! If I throw half my latte away do I still have to pay the whole bill?
Susan Kramer to Baby Jams Goldsmith: “Unlike you, my breath doesn’t stink of fags.”
SK: go on give me one of those nice jackets, you won’t need all of them?
ZG: no, no I’m gonna use all of them in the election!
SK: click (thought) voice recorder off!
I can’t resist this one -
Susan Kramer to Baby Jams: “Come on, do tell me. Where is Lord Lucan?”
Or this one –
Susan Kramer: “Will you be inviting Richard Ingrams to your victory party?”
Susan “12% in the polls today, you can”t just buy that sort of popularity”
Zac – “Yeh – no wonder your jaw has dropped, I was the same , Yep, James Hewitt”
“Zac, I assure you we hate the poor as much as you lot. ”
“don’t believe you”
“We’ll help scrap the Agricultural Wages Board if you like ?”
“Lattes and biscotti all round ! “
Susan to Zac:
Come on Zac, just pretend for the sake of the cameras.
We both know won’t matter who the voters elect because Clegg is a closet Tory anyway.
After May 6th us Lib Dems can drop all this sensible cuts rubbish and openly back Osborne’s wrecking ball.
Zac, I promise you if you agree to this picture and we put it on the LibDem Voice site, we can prove conclusively that Labour supporters are bitter and twisted and rude, and have no sense of humour whatsoever – except when they elect their leaders.
Kiss me Zac!
No. Your breath smells of David Cameron’s arse. I’d know that smell anywhere
I know that it’s not a picture involving Lib Dems, but I thought that this was a much better picture of Zac Goldsmith.
“Any chance of being appointed your researcher when the election’s over Zac?”
LOL @ Nick Russell