Comments on: The LDV Saturday caption competition: “Ed Davey in fete worse than death” edition

By: Chris Wilson

Chris Wilson — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:18:07 +0000

@Cheltenem Robin … all 5 of them

By: Tim Leunig

Tim Leunig — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:50:53 +0000

None shall be enslaved by poverty, ignorance or the stocks!

By: Mary Reid

Mary Reid — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 08:50:05 +0000

Note to Nick: Regulatory Framework for School Fetes, Section 3, subsection 5c , Use of stocks for members of parliament – top priority for removal in Freedom Bill.

By: Terry Gilbert

Terry Gilbert — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 00:08:40 +0000

“They said if they raise a lot of money from this, they’ll try a guillotine next year….”

By: Anthony Aloysius St

Anthony Aloysius St — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 00:06:50 +0000

“ED: “The North American elite, through its puppet UK media, has ensured that elected politicians are unable to fight for their constituents because it has manipulated the public into regarding them as figures of contempt.””

Beyond parody.

By: Sesenco

Sesenco — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:54:19 +0000

ED: “This is what happens to politicians who incur the disapproval of the North American elite.”

ED: “The North American elite, through its puppet UK media, has ensured that elected politicians are unable to fight for their constituents because it has manipulated the public into regarding them as figures of contempt.”

ED: “It would take more than Frank Luntz to make me Leader of the Liberal Democrats after this!”

By: Tim Leunig

Tim Leunig — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:24:50 +0000

“Cameron uses range of techniques to keep coalition in line”
Davey: “ok, ok, I promise to vote for the rise in VAT”
Davey: “You think I look ridiculous? This is nothing, I am dressing up as a nun this afternoon for the Chessington panto”

PS Cheltenham Robin – I assure you, it was Tories who were parting with a fiver a time to throw sponges at Ed!

By: Cheltenham Robin

Cheltenham Robin — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 21:48:45 +0000

Labour voters in Kingston and Surbiton who were persuaded to vote tactically to keep the Tories out, line up to take their revenge.

By: Keith Browning

Keith Browning — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 14:53:20 +0000

‘I’m trialling our power to the people suggestion scheme to replace the prisons with a cost effective alternative .’

By: Sean Blake

Sean Blake — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 10:17:56 +0000

Nobody here entitled to free school meals anymore?
Good, that’ll save me!

By: David Allen

David Allen — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 09:45:08 +0000

Another fine mess you’ve got me into, Nick!

By: Roger Hayes

Roger Hayes — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 02:56:00 +0000

Davey laughs off early set backs to Post Office privatisation negotiations as ‘union high jinx’

By: gramsci's eyes

gramsci's eyes — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:21:23 +0000

“All I said was we are not really “all in this together”.”

Headline- “Condem u-turn on the abolition of local justice not all it seems”.

Radical treatment given to lib-dems in bid to stop them applauding Squire Cameron (he is finding it a tad grating now).

NHS cuts lead to radical alternatives to psychotropic medication.

By: Tim Leunig

Tim Leunig — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 21:07:40 +0000

“On me ‘ed son.”

By: Steven Acres

Steven Acres — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 20:23:32 +0000

Davey Regrets Investing In Stocks.

By: nigel bennett

nigel bennett — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:57:43 +0000

1 cancelled BSF project penance, only another 699 to go

By: JohnM

JohnM — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:14:25 +0000

Contrition! Must win bid next time, must win big!

By: Alison

Alison — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:01:28 +0000

I reckon this’ll get me into that LDV Saturday caption competition!

By: Andrea Gill

Andrea Gill — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:48:42 +0000

“Well, Nick said we can’t apologise publically for the budget, but he suuggested we should take a bit of punishment in our constituencies as long as people promise to vote for us again…”