Comments on: The LDV Saturday caption competition – Nick Clegg’s microscope

By: The LDV Saturday caption competition – the Nick ‘n’ Vince show

The LDV Saturday caption competition – the Nick ‘n’ Vince show — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:11:56 +0000

[...] winner of last week’s caption competition, Nick Clegg’s microscope, (according to The Voice’s judging panel of one) – was Alex Foster, with a highly commended [...]

By: Tabman

Tabman — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:02:08 +0000

“Its fascinating to get the opportunity to look closely at an example of a bizarre and strange culture, rarely glimpsed at close quarters by humankind.”

“Yes – and thanks for inviting me to look down this microscope.”

By: Judith brooksbank

Judith brooksbank — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:28:20 +0000

No, no, I can see it’s not the newly evolved swine flu virus! It’s Nick Griffin’s sex appeal.

By: Sesenco

Sesenco — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:59:35 +0000

“That’s the amount of political capital the Tory muck-rakers are going to squeeze form the Oaten affair.”

By: Tim Leunig

Tim Leunig — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:00:38 +0000

I don’t care how small a majority Martin Tod gets in Winchester, a win is a win

By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:01:10 +0000

“Urgh! What a horrible virus. And you say Conservative Central Office have chosen it as their candidate in Winchester?”

By: Iainm

Iainm — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:10:20 +0000

I dunno, that’s the smallest eighth I’ve ever seen.

By: crewegwyn

crewegwyn — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:32:24 +0000

I see. So that’s the Midlands Industrial Council’s donation to ourselves.

By: Lonely Wonderer

Lonely Wonderer — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 18:48:23 +0000

That’s amazing. So you’re really telling me that this petri dish of amoebic cysts has more intellectual capacity and moral integrity than the Tory and Labour front-benches combined?

By: Alex Foster

Alex Foster — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:02:02 +0000

“So… where did you say Chris Huhne’s majority was?”

By: LJH

LJH — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:38:42 +0000

“Good God! It is! A Tory policy!”

By: Peter Black

Peter Black — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:46:41 +0000

So that is what the BNP’s collective brain looks like.

By: Joe Taylor Condliffe

Joe Taylor Condliffe — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:20:08 +0000

Evan Harris proves that – with boot polish and a microscope – the old jokes are the best.

By: plumbus

plumbus — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:02:49 +0000

Its incredible, i can see the future of the labour party!

By: Herbert Brown

Herbert Brown — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:42:15 +0000

“Is that a microscope in your hand, or are you just … ?”

No, I suppose I’d better not.

By: Letterman

Letterman — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:28:22 +0000

Nick looks at the Lib Dems chances of winning in Winchester next year.