Comments on: The LDV Saturday caption competition – the “Lembit pops his cork” edition

By: The LDV Saturday caption competition – the “Why David Heath’s not bitter” edition

Sat, 27 Mar 2010 11:46:28 +0000

[...] his cork edition” edition last month – according to The Voice’s judging panel of one – was this one from Anthony Aloysius St. Share this story with your [...]

By: Sesenco

Sesenco — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:58:34 +0000

“It’s OK, Sheriff. I’ve checked their ID. They’re all over 21.”

By: Cheltenham Robin

Cheltenham Robin — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:39:17 +0000

Lembit tries to hide the label on the bottle which reads – Product of Estonia.

By: Cllr Patrick Smith

Cllr Patrick Smith — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 17:54:11 +0000

`It will take another 5000 bottles of champagne, if all British post offices,closed under Labour, are re-opened’.

By: David Wright

David Wright — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:27:14 +0000

Dateline 2 March 2009: Wales celebrates its survival as Asteroid DD45 2009 misses by 45,000 miles. “I’m gutted,” said DD45, “I thought I had a home run there but I blew it.”

By: Jock

Jock — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:07:51 +0000

or…

“I’ve saved up all this champagne for some reason, might as well make use of it in an election year I suppose”

By: Jock

Jock — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:05:34 +0000

Another booze related one – so I’ll just try again shall I…it’s got to work once!

“How exactly did we manage to keep this one from Mulholland?”

By: ceedee

ceedee — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:55:49 +0000

Lembit attempts long-distance champagne pouring record

By: Anthony Aloysius St

Anthony Aloysius St — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:49:57 +0000

“Wine waiter carries on smiling despite multiple knife-throwing injuries.”

By: Andy Mayer

Andy Mayer — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:35:55 +0000

Family Opik cockahoop as number one son marries small Welsh Post Ofifce