Yesterday we at LDV Towers received an embargoed press release containing the details of Britain’s Sexiest MPs, as determined by a representative panel of Britain’s electorate using STV Sky hacks using the back of a fag packet.
And there’s good news for Lib Dems, with a high showing in the top ten including our dear leader himself, Julia Goldsworthy at number five (down three from last year) and with fruity blonde [sub please check] Lynne Featherstone leading the charge at number 2.
Further information on the embargo-busting Adam Boulton Blog, including a handy link to a batch of photos that allow you to judge for yourself.
For me, however, the unsung hotty in the Lib Dem parliamentary team is Facebook expert and Olympic spokesman Tom Brake. There’s just something about the eyebrows that the Milililiband brothers just don’t quite manage. If you’d like to judge Tom Brake for yourself, his website is here. Don’t miss the “Axe The Tax” song.
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No good sentence ever starts this way, but I’m going to say it anyway…
As the resident pervy Vince Fancier, I have to say that I am disappointed that ANYONE thinks the smarmy Millibland brothers are sexier than him. Where are their HATS? Vince has the sexiest hats in parliament.
Adam Afriyie, though? I would! PHWOOOR.
Oh come on! I defy anyone to look at this picture and tell me Ed Miliband isn’t the sexiest man on earth:
http://images.newstatesman.com/articles/2008/1021/021_p12.jpg
I know at least one person who joined the Party because they thought Tom Brake wax fit.
Never seen it myself.
I bumped into Lembit Opik on the train the other day, and we had a conversation on this topic. It was a very bizarre conversation about Nicholas Soames – until we realised that I’d said “sexist”, and Lembit had heard “sexiest”.
Was it not said of Nicholas Soames that sex with him was “like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key still in”?
[Kryten voice]
Well, if it was, sir, it was strictly off the record.
Rumour has it, his ex-wife said so!
http://www.paulflynnmp.co.uk/soames.htm