It’s Friday. It’s five o’clock. Here’s a fistful of lists that sum up the LDV week:

5 most-read stories on LDV this week

1. “There is absolutely no chance of us winning there” – Conservative MP’s Feltham & Heston outburst (8 comments) by Mark Pack
2. Opinion: Oh, what is the point?(59 comments) by Alex Marsh
3. Opinion: We can’t refinance the economy from the meagre incomes of the poorest, only the wealth of the richest (47 comments) by Tim Nichols
4. Pack & Tall Debate… What’s the Lib Dem economic narrative now? (30 comments) by The Voice
5. How many failed the conference security checks? (32 comments) by Stuart Bonar

5 sample LDV Members’ Forum threads

1. Drafting motions
2. Good banks for a 200 Club
3. Fundraising letters (warning: heretical views contained)
4. Feltham & Heston
5. Are there any Euro/global equivalents of LDV and LDV Forum?

5 from the LDV archive

(9th/10th December, 2006-10)

1. Tuition fees: How Liberal Democrat MPs voted (78 comments) by Helen Duffett, from 2010
2. What makes a ‘good’ MP? (5 comments) by Keith Halstead, from 2009
3. Chris Fox appointed new Lib Dem Director of Policy & Communications (11 comments) by Stephen Tall, from 2008
4. Brian Paddick: senior police see themselves as untouchable (5 comments) by Mark Pack, from 2007
5. Lib Dems call for Post Office restrictions to be lifted to save our Post Offices (6 comments) by The Voice, from 2006

5 top reader search returns to get to LDV

(excluding Liberal Democrat Voice or its variants)

1. feltham and heston by-election
2. tim gordon
3. roger crouch lib dem
4. david laws
5. lib dem conference 2012

5 recent Lib Dem tweets

Well, at least our handbasket is proudly painted in red, white and blue. I hope that’s a comfort to Cameron.

— David Matthewman (@djm4) December9, 2011

*sigh* Two men on @BBCr4today talking about the impact of abortion on womens mental health. Couldn’t get a woman on to comment?

— Lee Chalmers (@leechalmers) December9, 2011

Wish PM would stop conflating women’s interests with family issues- implies that women don’t have political interests outside the home #pmqs

— sophie bridger (@SophieBridger) December7, 2011

On way to Norwich Royal Mail sorting office to see Xmas post preparations.

— Simon Wright (@SimonWrightMP) December9, 2011

It’s Friday afternoon. Choose life. Choose a cuppa over a fourth hour of working on a spreadsheet.

— Nick Bason (@nickbason) December9, 2011

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That’s it from the LDV Friday Five. Let the weekend commence in 5-4-3-2-1…