Mark Pack

Boris Johnson: the truth is revealed

By | Wed 30th January 2008 - 3:06 pm

Yes, it’s the moment you have all been waiting for: the answer to our Boris Johnson quiz.

The puzzle was: what was the problem to which Boris Johnson thinks this is the solution:

I have an infallible solution. You go to Legoland. To be exact, you go to those deceptively simple whirly teacup things, and you subject the human body to the most extraordinary stresses and shears. Your teacup rotates in one direction. The teatray spins the other way.

And the answer?

If you have one of those babies that seems to prefer the womb to the terrors of the world, I have an infallible solution.

Let’s hope Boris isn’t running to be on any health trust board any time soon.

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4 Comments

  • Terry Gilbert 30th Jan '08 - 3:11pm

    As revealed at 10.50pm last night on the original post, I might add! Some credit, please, Mr Pack….?

  • Dennis the Menace... 30th Jan '08 - 5:18pm

    I would not have guessed that in a million years ! Who would have thought that Bozza would be in touch with his ‘feminine side’?

    On a related note – has anyone ever seen Janet Daley being interviewed ? She clearly shares a hairdresser with Mr Johnson..

  • Cheltenham Robin 30th Jan '08 - 11:01pm

    Well that’s it then.

    With wisdom like that he should win the mayoral race hands down.

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