Thanks to the wonder of Traveline.info and an ingenious chain of five buses, I travelled to Brighton (and will travel back) free on my senior bus pass (Thank you – I know, it’s so hard to imagine that I am entitled to one) and saved, I’m told, 55500g of CO2, compared to driving.
In the process I learnt some valuable lessons in extreme bussing:
- Always have “fall back” buses scheduled a little later, in case you miss your connection.
- Never look at your phone when waiting for a bus. …Because you may look up just as your bus is passing at an astonishing rate of knots. (I know, what a pain – but look on the bright side, I enjoyed an excellent coffee waiting for the next bus).
- Strategically plan loo stops. The alternative is too horrendous to contemplate.
Anyway, to paraphrase Uachtarán na hÉireann Catherine Connolly as she greeted Donald Trump (it did not need a lip reader to make out) “oh well, I’m here now”.
Another economy tip: I have learnt over the years to arrive at conference with a stock of edibles such as cereal bars, tinned fish (above), bananas and instant porridge for hotel room consumption. It saves a small fortune.
Anyway, I am all ready for an early run and then the opening of conference at 9am. Hopefully. If I make it. At least I have remembered my badge this time, I clean forgot it at York last time.
* Paul Walter is a Liberal Democrat activist and member of the Liberal Democrat Voice team. He blogs at Liberal Burblings.


