The Davey Dilemma

Party strategists are pondering an offer from the BBC which could have a serious impact on our party’s fortunes.

Ed Davey has been invited to appear on this year’s Strictly Come Dancing.

Those in favour of the move argue that appearing on the programme could boost Ed’s popularity and, with it, the party’s electoral success as well as cheering up the nation.

It’s ten years since his namesake, former Labour Cabinet Minister Ed Balls, achieved national treasure status after his hilarious efforts on the show, performing Gangnam Style with great aplomb.

It’s just over fifteen years since our then Deputy Leader Vince Cable performed a stunning foxtrot in the Strictly Christmas special with professional dancer Erin Boag. At the time, Euan Ferguson wrote in the Guardian:

Vince was the man who made sense of the downturn: had warned, had made even more sense of it than Robert Peston. A Liberal Democrat with cojones and charisma, and a fine line in ballroom dancing. His appearance on the special should have been a coronation, a culmination: the most astounding year in living memory for his party and then a foxy foxtrot with Erin Boag.

The BBC hope that Ed’s appearance could help revive the show, retaining and increasing its audience after a time of instability following negative media stories and the departure of popular hosts Claudia Winkleman and Tess Daly. The surprise news that several audience favourite professional dancers including Karen Hauer and Nadiya Bychkova are leaving also poses another threat to the show.

However, Ed’s dancing at Spring Conference in York came in for criticism amongst a small but vocal minority of party members, so our version of the Tories’ “men in grey suits” are concerned that they could become a distraction and there could even be an attempt by critics to submit an emergency motion calling for his withdrawal at his Party’s Autumn Conference  which would be launching at the same time as the rally.

On balance, though, I understand that the feeling inside LDHQ at 66 Buckingham Gate is that this could be just what is needed to knock down the final remaining bricks in the “Blue Wall” and prove that Ed has the charisma to charm the nation away from the magnetic Zack Polanski. I can exclusively reveal that the party has commissioned secret polling to ascertain whether there is any substance to that theory.

Polling company AI for Poll will be using a new form of AI to conduct the research which claims to provide more accurate results for a fraction of the cost.

Former Party President Lord Pack, who has recently been appointed Chair of the Federal Campaigns and Elections Committee,  has been put on standby to analyse the results which will be published after the series ends in a festive special edition of his newsletter “The Week in Polls.”

In anticipation of a final decision, Ed has been measured for costumes and done screen tests for a possible bungee jump or slide onto the stage. Producers are also trying to source an alternative fake tan supplier as he proved to be allergic to the usual brand.

As a die-hard Strictly fan, I am very excited by this news and, if Ed does decide to take part, you can be sure that LDV will have a glittering, sequin laden cocktail watch party in Brighton in September.

* Caron Lindsay is Editor of Liberal Democrat Voice and blogs at Caron's Musings. You can find her on Bluesky at caronmlindsay.bsky.social

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13 Comments

  • The programme starts in the Autumn. If the local elections go badly and show we have
    wasted a golden opportunity we will probably have a new leader by then . Let’s take it step by step, sorry about the pun.

  • GWYN WILLIAMS 1st Apr '26 - 10:28am

    Very Good April Fool

  • Richard Whelan 1st Apr '26 - 11:52am

    Is this another April Fool or is it real?

  • I for one look forward to Ed dancing to Slip Sliding Away, Free Fallin’ and Cannonball (Supertramp or Avril Lavigne?). Dance routines to include a samba on a surfboard, boogie-woogie on a bungey cord, and the foxtrot (but only to show Vince how it’s really done).

  • Whether it is an April Fool or not it is in keeping with our present steady falling support. Do we continue to Waltz around the issue or after the 2nd May be ready if needs be to Quickstep into change.

  • paul barker 1st Apr '26 - 1:16pm

    Can we have the statistics showing this “Falling Support”. Whether we look at Polls or Local By-election results its the same story – steady, not rising or falling.

  • I’d much rather see Trump shuffle onto the Artemis space rocket.

  • Catherine Crosland 1st Apr '26 - 3:01pm

    The cleverest and most plausible of the three date specific articles. Almost plausible enough to make you wonder … Until you look carefully at the name of the polling company 🙂

  • David Raw 1st Apr ’26 – 1:29pm.. I’d much rather see Trump shuffle onto the Artemis space rocket.

    David, I’d much rather he’d treat it like a $th of July firework.. “Light the blue touchpaper and retire 50 yards” to watch it..

  • Anthony Harris 2nd Apr '26 - 7:53am

    Very good! Hah!

  • David Murray 2nd Apr '26 - 9:03am

    The penultimate paragraph made clear it was an April Fool joke!

  • So good Caron!
    Would be lovely if it was true.

  • Falling support, Luton Wigmore ward, I rest my case.

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