Here’s a challenge for you. What was the problem to which Boris Johnson thinks this is the solution:
I have an infallible solution. You go to Legoland. To be exact, you go to those deceptively simple whirly teacup things, and you subject the human body to the most extraordinary stresses and shears. Your teacup rotates in one direction. The teatray spins the other way.
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How everyone else in the UK can acquire a hairstyle matching his?
How to lose an election for the Conservatives which they ought to win?
What should you do to ensure you are totally incoherent when David rings you up and asks you to explain why Brian Paddick is now the Mayor and you trailed in behind gorgeous George?
How do you attract a beautiful married mistress?
Two guesses:
1. Deleted, ‘cos I’ve checked and it would be a spoiler
2. Deleted, ‘cos it would be a spoiler for an up coming blog story too
Surely this is some new traffic management system – a tory alternative to the congestion charge.
Bendy-buses!
Chris: now we can have a competition to guess what your guesses were 🙂
Is it about preparing for the stresses of space travel before going on a Virgin Galactic space plane? Maybe he’s planning to make this form of travel part of the Oyster network?
Obvious. This is what he does to distract himself when he wants a drink stronger than tea, and his minder says no.
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Are we sure he said “Legoland” and not “ego-land”?
How to cure the norovirus…
London’s demonstration event for the 2012 Olympics?
Is he trying to make himself so dizzy that he forgets about all those different groups of people that he has insulted?
Perhaps I had an advantage here – my wife Marie is due to give birth next month!
For ’tis none other than Boris’s method of inducing labour (not Labour) in overdue pregnant women….
Sadly for Boris, he induces only Liberalism in Marie!