Don’t let Liberal Youth get away with murder

Liberal Youth have sent the Voice news of Spring Conference’s most intriguing fund-raiser: a Murder Mystery evening.

All actors are Liberal Youth volunteers and funds raised will be invested in on-the-ground youth campaigns:

No one knows it yet, but murder is afoot.

Donald Trevithick, MP for Crapstone-under-Tamar, is holding a birthday party for his wife, Mary at their home in Drake’s End, Devon. John Maldon, the MP for Scruffton and Lairy North, however, is late…

Inspector Timothy Farron, of the Devon and Cornwall constabulary, has been notified and is on the case, but can you get the bottom of the matter first? Before tragedy strikes again…

Among the suspects: Donald Trevithick and Mary Trevithick, his wife and the local GP. Lucinda Shaw, Maldon’s pregnant intern; Godfrey Barton, Conservative MP for Snooting and Gentry-on-the-Wold, and Chairman of the Treasury Select Committee, who has significant banking interests; and Baroness Hilary Castle of Holland Park, Liberal Democrat Minister of State for International Development, who, according to the Westminster gossip columns has an expenses scandal bubbling just under the surface.

All have a secret to hide. All wanted him dead. But whodunnit?

All are welcome to the investigation: please arrive early to avoid disappointment.

  • When: Friday 11 March – arrive 9pm for 9:30pm
  • Where: Leopold Hotel, Library One & Two, 2 Leopold Street S1 2GZ
  • Cost: £5 on the door

Tickets can be reserved via Liberal Youth here and will be held until 21.20.

The Liberal Youth spokesperson was at great pains to point out that “this murder is not real”.

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8 Comments

  • Godfrey Barton MP MA 2nd Mar '11 - 7:44pm

    Chuffing good show,.

  • Adam Gillett 2nd Mar '11 - 11:19pm

    Sounds brilliant. Would definitely be there if I weren’t in France.

    I reckon it was that Mary Trevithick, jealous of the intern and her affair with Godfrey Barton (Mary’s secret lover) who had become pregnant, despite Barton’s apparently more than personal dealings with Hilary which in turn were nothing more than a cover for Donald’s hidden triste with Godfrey.

  • Adam Gillett 2nd Mar '11 - 11:24pm

    That said, who was that strange figure in white spotted in the lawn during cocktails? Could it have been Bernard Heth-Fubthutherington, constituency office manager to Colonel Winchfuddling-Portermunbunch, MP for East Bournemouth South West?

  • DD Trevithick MP 3rd Mar '11 - 12:12am

    I usually use “David” in my Parliamentary business, but these young ones know how to put on a show!

    Donald

  • Lord Bonkers did it, in the Library with the Candlestick, methinks!

  • Jack Holroyde 3rd Mar '11 - 9:52am

    I say it was Baron Tebbit, in the Cabinet room, with the battleaxe

  • Donald Trevithick MP 6th Mar '11 - 12:29am

    Can someone have a word with that website please. The link doesn’t work for me.

    Donald

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