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Here’s Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg campaigning in Bradford East – what do you think he might be saying/thinking?

The winner of last week’s Nick Griffin caption competition (according to The Voice’s judging panel of one) – Ben Rathe.



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Clegg: “What do you mean this photo now requires a CRB-check?”
Thinks “Hmmm, 32?”
Sorry Nick, we have to be quick, these guys have to go help empty the bins in Leeds after this.
Bloody hell, this office is enormous for Bradford!
Bradford’s answer to S-Club 7 were slightly bemused when the man who passed himself off as Sheffield’s answer to Simon Cowell thrust a bunch of leaflets in their hands and ordered them to win over a ‘soft’-audience in Bowling & Barkerend ward.
“On reflection I’m not sure our rendition of Don’t Stop Moving was the right choice for the pro-immigration rally in Little Horton” regretted a spokesperson.
So what do I do if someone rings in, Tracy?
`Brad Clegg winning ways with L/D women in Bowling (`em over) Ward’
“That curry was really great; but I’ve got to stay awake!”
“We love watching cats fighting on YouTube.”
“Tuition fees? What tuition fees?”
“Open Government is one thing – but it’s getting ridiculous when people just wander into your office as you’re working…”
Bizarre orange spot disease affects mostly the clothes of those on the right/eft* of the party leader.
* Adapt to suit your own perspective or political taste.
After hours of canvassing here I managed to find 8 Lib Dem voters.
Girl 2nd from right: “Maybe today I’ll persuade our boss to join the party”
How’s that for gender balance, Jo?
Clegg meets delegation from the Society for Unnaturally Tall People.
(following on from Joe)
… it’s president, Lib Dem councillor Jon Ball, was holding the camera.
“Why do the blondes ones never smile?”
“Say cheeze-y”
“I enjoyed stikcing on those stickers …”
By gum, there’s a lot of talent round here!
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