There’s no prize at stake – just the opportunity to prove you’re wittier than any other LDV reader …
Here’s Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg campaigning in Winchester – what do you think he might be saying/thinking?
The winner of the most recent caption competition, Nick Clegg’s desk-job (according to The Voice’s judging panel of one) – Andy Mayer.
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Nick looks at the Lib Dems chances of winning in Winchester next year.
“Is that a microscope in your hand, or are you just … ?”
No, I suppose I’d better not.
Its incredible, i can see the future of the labour party!
Evan Harris proves that – with boot polish and a microscope – the old jokes are the best.
So that is what the BNP’s collective brain looks like.
“Good God! It is! A Tory policy!”
“So… where did you say Chris Huhne’s majority was?”
That’s amazing. So you’re really telling me that this petri dish of amoebic cysts has more intellectual capacity and moral integrity than the Tory and Labour front-benches combined?
I see. So that’s the Midlands Industrial Council’s donation to ourselves.
I dunno, that’s the smallest eighth I’ve ever seen.
“Urgh! What a horrible virus. And you say Conservative Central Office have chosen it as their candidate in Winchester?”
I don’t care how small a majority Martin Tod gets in Winchester, a win is a win
“That’s the amount of political capital the Tory muck-rakers are going to squeeze form the Oaten affair.”
No, no, I can see it’s not the newly evolved swine flu virus! It’s Nick Griffin’s sex appeal.
“Its fascinating to get the opportunity to look closely at an example of a bizarre and strange culture, rarely glimpsed at close quarters by humankind.”
“Yes – and thanks for inviting me to look down this microscope.”
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