There’s no prize at stake – just the opportunity to prove you’re wittier than any other LDV reader…
Remember the Rose Garden? It must all seem such a long time ago to Tory leader David Cameron pictured here giving Nick Clegg the evils. What do you think might be being said or thought by or about them?
And the winners of our last caption comp is…
Some fantastic entries for our most recent caption competition, Boris & Dave “Happily ever after” Edition.
The winner, according to The Voice’s judging panel of one, was this one by Simon Banks:
Boris: He hasn’t felt the knife yet…
Dave: He hasn’t felt the knife yet…
Got a photo of a prominent Lib Dem you think would work well for a future caption competition? Then please email us at [email protected].
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As Nick spoke about creating a fairer future for Britain, David came to the sudden realisation that half his mannifesto had gone missing.
Call me Dave (with Homer Simpson thought bubble) – ‘D’oh! Forgot to send RB her wake-up text this morning.’
Nick: Let me be clear: We’re doing this today not because we want to, but because we have to.
Dave: Yes, I know, it’s going to be tougher than we thought, it’s going to take longer… but I’ve got a plane to catch to Camp David so get a wriggle on Nick!
N.C. “I have a dream……”
D.C. “that I don’t have to run the country with you after 2015”
I am in blood stepp’d so far, that, should I wade no more, returning were as tedious as go o’er.
♫ I beg your pardon, I didn’t promise you a rose garden ♫
DC: That’s another fine mess…
Nick: “And as you can see, Dave is wearing Sure for Men. 24 hour protection that won’t let you down – and crucially for this Conservative, no unsightly yellow patches…”
DC: He’s going on about blasted HoL Reform again…’
No matter how many times Nick explained it, David just couldn’t do the Timewarp properly.
NC:
“Keep your hair on, Dave! It’s only Mad Nad. Imagine she was Tony Greaves!”
DC: damn, he’s good when he gets going; I just wish I could think of something clever to say.
DC: I’m not sure this waxwork of Nick is fooling anybody.