Miliband: Labour took my mobile phone away

Ed MilibandWhat a bad year it is to be a political satirist. First there was the problem of the minister who met the Prime Minster, intending to resign – yet somehow the conversation ended without the PM noticing that a resignation was on offer. Hard for a satirist to top that.

And now we have the bizarre case of the Labour Party confiscating its own party leader’s mobile phone, as reported by Sky:

The Labour leader disclosed earlier this month that he had been secretly wooing the Liberal Democrat Business Secretary with text messages.

His admission infuriated Labour left-wingers and veterans Dennis Skinner and Ken Livingstone protested angrily at a meeting of the party’s national executive committee on Tuesday.

But according to one member of the party’s ruling body, the Labour leader stunned NEC members by responding: “They’ve taken my phone away.”

One NEC member told Sky News: “They’ve changed his mobile phone. He now has a different phone with a different number. Someone else now has his number. When I tried to text Ed, someone else replied.”

You can just imagine the Labour message at the next election: Trust Miliband to run the country! (But don’t trust him with a phone.)

But I’m off to write notes of condolence to political satirists. Sorry folks; reality has stuffed you good and proper.

* Mark Pack is Party President and Co-leader of the party. He is editor of Liberal Democrat Newswire.

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  • Old Labour, old danger 🙂

  • Please let El Dennis have taken it over.

  • Nanny Labour liking to control everything…..

  • bit much if you can’t even trust your party leader with a phone………

  • A perfect attack poster would be “Labour don’t trust Ed with a phone, why should you trust him with the country?” 🙂

  • @Paul R
    A simple poster strap under Ed with ‘phone?………’I’d Rather Use Cable .’

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