The LDV Saturday caption competition – the “Why David Heath’s not bitter” edition

There’s no prize at stake – just the opportunity to prove you’re wittier than any other LDV reader …

Here’s Lib Dem MP for Somerton and Frome David Heath promoting the Lib Dems’ campaign to axe the beer tax. What do you think David, or his companion, might be saying to each other, or thinking about each other?

The winner of our most recent caption competition, the “Lembit pops his cork edition” edition last month – according to The Voice’s judging panel of one – was this one from Anthony Aloysius St.

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  • Anthony Aloysius St 27th Mar '10 - 12:55pm

    David: “Nick, you don’t think you’re going a bit over the top with this campaign to win over the LGBT vote, do you?”

  • Simon Titley 27th Mar '10 - 3:51pm

    David Heath walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barmaid gave him one.

  • “Hywel began to really regret not working for David any more……” 🙂

  • Cheltenham Robin 27th Mar '10 - 4:10pm

    Poor David – he thought he was signing up to the ‘Axe the beard tax’

  • Cllr Patrick Smith 27th Mar '10 - 6:18pm

    David Heath says to the voluptuous bar maid ,

    `If I had two more like you in my Campaign Team I would win by a landslide and also gain free CAMRA membership for life’.

  • This beer is really great…

  • Stanley Theed 27th Mar '10 - 6:42pm

    I have just spent the past half hour looking at this picture trying to think of something witty. However, it has not been a complete waste of time.

  • … and I thought we were the temperance party ….

    (That’s an observation, not a caption)

  • Is that Jennifer Ellison? Yummy! 🙂

  • My cleavage is better than yours!

  • Iain Coleman 29th Mar '10 - 3:49pm

    “…The rest I just squandered.”

  • Gary Fossey 9th Dec '10 - 10:45pm

    He’s saying “…and a pint for my other face too please!”

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