Philip Hammond: The Tories are the only party who can represent modern Britain …then the camera turned onto the audience

By Paul Walter | Wed 5th October 2016 - 11:10 am

Mind you, we can talk:

Hat-tip: Greg Judge

* Paul Walter is a Liberal Democrat activist. He is one of the Liberal Democrat Voice team. He blogs at Liberal Burblings.

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13 Comments

David Raw 5th Oct '16 - 11:48am

Nice one, Paul. Tells you as much about Hammond’s exciting oratory as it does about the audience though.

Having said that, I still shudder at the Blair FO and die stuff at the LD Glee Club. More than a tad shameful and a good advert for the introduction of minimum pricing.
Christopher Haigh 5th Oct '16 - 1:21pm

For a mere £520 elderly people can attend the Tory conference in order to ease their insomnia condition.
Jayne Mansfield 5th Oct '16 - 1:30pm

The radical centre?
Peter Watson 5th Oct '16 - 1:37pm

Lib Dem gatherings look much more exciting: http://cdn2.spectator.co.uk/files/2013/09/152758364.jpg
😉
Peter Watson 5th Oct '16 - 1:39pm

On closer scrutiny, it looks there are serial sleepers!
Jayne Mansfield 5th Oct '16 - 4:02pm

Oh dear, better reconnect to alarm clock Britain then.
Martin Land 5th Oct '16 - 5:05pm

Nice to see the Young Conservatives on their annual trip.
Barry Snelson 5th Oct '16 - 5:21pm

Paul,
Tories are better when they are asleep. They do less damage.
However, you posted this under ‘Humour’. What’s funny about 20 years of rule by this lot?
Lorenzo Cherin 5th Oct '16 - 11:18pm

David Raw

Here, here, the Glee Club songs , even not offensive , are fairly talentless and cras, that one terrible!

Barry Snelson

Here, here here…..!
Hilton Marlton 6th Oct '16 - 8:18am

While the nation sleeps, the biggest power grab since the Enclosures Acts is underway.
Ruth Bright 6th Oct '16 - 10:05am

David Raw, Lorenzo I tried to single-handedly save the Glee Club with a song about the coalition to the tune of “Downtown”. Sadly no-one seemed to like it and my song writing genius continues to go unrecognised!! I am truly proud of the epic lyric: “We lost the AV vote which we had failed to gerrymander. We used to stand for something more than Danny Alexander”.
wendy taylor 7th Oct '16 - 9:21am

I’d be grateful if people didn’t use that photo of my parents. They were both in their 90’s when it was taken, yet still attended every conference. I think most people of that age need a nap at times!
TonyJ 7th Oct '16 - 10:05am

Well said Wendy. Actually I think that picture says more about the less-than-scintillating sessions that tend to dominate our conference than it does about your parents. It would be fairer if the photo showed who was speaking at the time! 8=o