What crime could you commit with some balloons, a blanket and a bar of soap?

If you know, congratulations – you are well qualified to work for Kent Police.

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  • If it’s heavily scented you could use the soap to distract sniffer dogs and in the ensuing confusion, use the balloons to float your contraband out to sea, wrapped in a blanket where a boat will be waiting in international waters ready to receive the Grey Squirrel you’ve sold them.

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