Christine Jardine’s tongue is stuck firmly in her cheek in her Scotsman column this week. You can tell she’s enjoying making fun of the latest nonsense advanced by a former SNP MSP – that the reason the SNP is doing so badly is that it has been infiltrated by MI5 to discredit the independence cause.
It seems that after 16 years in power, including one term with an outright majority, the failure of the SNP to persuade the Scottish people to jump ship from the UK was all because of unionist subterfuge.
Not because of dissatisfaction with the state of our NHS, anger at failing education standards or frustration at the growing cost of those ferries. Nor the results of realising during the pandemic that the strength and size of the UK Exchequer and the economy were positive reasons for the Union. Nor was it the emotional ties we all have to family in the rest of the UK that swung the argument. No, it was spooks. British spies in the nationalist camp.
A potential new spy novel, she wonders?
A sort of ‘Tinker Tailor Tartan Trews’ expose of a pro-UK cell acting as a conduit for vital information that Holyrood would prefer to keep clear of the clutches of ‘Big Brother’ in Westminster. That, in claiming the Security Service is anti-Scottish, the originator of this particular conspiracy theory – apparently a former MSP called Campbell Martin – is actually laying the groundwork for a piece of fiction.
It might feature a handful of operatives, presumably well-trained in the love of square sausage and Irn-Bru, which has infiltrated the inner sanctum of the SNP. There they have painstakingly won the trust of the leadership and encouraged them down an independence cul-de-sac, for which they will be rewarded with a cottage in the Highlands and a new identity.
The online version of the article is illustrated beautifully with a picture of Claudia Winkleman in full Traitors get up
One alternative, that it is true, is about as realistic as the notion that a Claudia Winkleman-like figure in a black cloak with oversized hood is manipulating the team around the First Minister. That only she knows who are the faithful and who are the traitors amongst the Cabinet Secretaries. I know. I know. It is ridiculous and laughable.
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For those too young to understand the ‘Tinker Tailor Tartan Trews’ issue – a pity the original BBC TV drama series Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy doesn’t seem to be available on iPlayer at present. Well worth watching if/when available. Don’t settle for anything other than this Alec Guinness masterly performance as George Smiley.
Nonconformistradical 21st Aug ’23 – 11:54am:
…a pity the original BBC TV drama series Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy doesn’t seem to be available on iPlayer at present.
All seven episodes are available on YouTube (other video platforms are available):
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=“Tinker+Tailor+Soldier+Spy”+1979&iar=videos
All seven episodes are available on YouTube and other video channels:
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=%22Tinker+Tailor+Soldier+Spy%22+1979&iar=videos
MI5 exists to protect the UK from threats. The SNP is a serious threat to the continuation of the UK. Therefore, if it has not infiltrated the SNP, it is not doing its job properly.
The former SNP MSP is asking people to accept that
1. MI5 has infiltrated the SNP
2. It has people at the very top of the SNP, who have sufficient clout to get the SNP to adopt policies that hinder their road to independence.
Now, given that in the past MI5 has infiltrated the Young Liberals (dangerous anti establishment radicals) then 1 is plausible.
However the very idea that they have been able to do 2 is laughable. It assumes the leadership of the SNP is so stupid that they wouldn’t realise that they were adopting such policies. Now I could say many things about the SNP leadership, but stupid isn’t one of them.
So Christine is spot on making fun of such a ludicrous idea.