Christmas Competition: Promoting ‘Terminally Green’

Oh, let us be, eventually, recycled,

Let us be with nature quite serene,

In a cardboard box,

To feed our hollyhocks,

Let us be quite terminally green.

 

Oh, let us be eventually recycled,

Don’t let us be like some old plastic bag,

If we should become quite ill,

Don’t put us in landfill,

We can’t be an environmental drag.

 

Oh, let us be eventually recycled,

We’ll stop this global warming in a trice,

Carbon footprints left behind?

That’s not what’s on our mind,

We want to be environmentally nice.

 

Oh, let us be eventually recycled,

Cremated compost is our Lib Dem green ideal,

Eco-friendly our demise,

Let Greenpeace eulogise,

And Copenhagen be our final seal.

Inspired? Find out more about our Christmas competition and how you can enter here.

* Tony Harris is Treasurer of Newbury Liberal Democrats

Read more by or more about .
This entry was posted in Op-eds and Poetry.
Advert

3 Comments

  • Anthony Harris 13th Dec '18 - 6:42am

    It’s only because I couldn’t find any words to rhyme with ‘Brexit’ 🙂

  • Laurence Cox 13th Dec '18 - 6:15pm

    I have to agree with David here. Cremation adds to greenhouse gases; natural burial is the way forward for those with green ideals: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_burial

    As we are an island, perhaps the easiest answer is burial at sea.

Post a Comment

Lib Dem Voice welcomes comments from everyone but we ask you to be polite, to be on topic and to be who you say you are. You can read our comments policy in full here. Please respect it and all readers of the site.

If you are a member of the party, you can have the Lib Dem Logo appear next to your comments to show this. You must be registered for our forum and can then login on this public site with the same username and password.

To have your photo next to your comment please signup your email address with Gravatar.

Your email is never published. Required fields are marked *

*
*
Please complete the name of this site, Liberal Democrat ...?

Advert



Recent Comments

  • User AvatarDavid Raw 22nd Mar - 1:10pm
    @ Catherine Jane Crosland. "it was frequently pointed out how easy it would be to register multiple times with multiple email addresses." Funny you mention...
  • User AvatarDavid Raw 22nd Mar - 1:03pm
    Should have added that one of the most intelligent, shrewd (and humorous) persons I ever knew left school at twelve and went down the pit...
  • User Avatarmatt 22nd Mar - 12:49pm
    @Catherine Jane Crosland You mustn't point out contradictions in what LD's say when the situation suits. That does not go down very well on these...
  • User AvatarIan Martin 22nd Mar - 12:49pm
    Three million !
  • User Avatarmatt 22nd Mar - 12:37pm
    @Glenn I tend to agree. I just find it irksome that some seem to believe that the petition has democratic legitimacy because a couple of...
  • User AvatarCatherine Jane Crosland 22nd Mar - 12:36pm
    Matt, I'm sure you are right. During the recent discussion over whether registered supporters should be allowed to vote for Lib Dem leader, it was...