Vince Cable’s debut Conference speech as leader will be very different from Tim Farron’s. We won’t find him bouncing about the stage. His style is quieter but no less compelling and interesting to listen to.
Below we get a flavour of the thing he’ll be saying tomorrow, establishing us firmly as the Party of Remain.
On Brexit
“A disaster looms. Brexit. The product of a fraudulent and frivolous campaign led by two groups of silly public school boys living their dormitory pillow fights.
“And now, thanks to Boris Johnson, they have degenerated into a full-scale school riot with the head teacher hiding, barricaded in her office.
“In the real world, we have yet to experience the full impact of leaving Europe. But we have a taste of what is to come in the fall of the value of the pound.
“Foreign exchange dealers are not point scoring politicians. Their cold, hard, unsentimental judgement has been, quite simply, that Brexit Britain will be poorer and weaker after Brexit than if we had decided to stay in Europe.
“Brexit was described by the Brexit Secretary himself as an operation of such technical complexity that it makes the moon landing look simple.
“It is a pity that the Brexit landing is being managed by people who would struggle to get their heads around a toddlers’ Lego set. They live in a world of infantile fairy tales.
On Labour
“We might have expected better from Labour. Many people got behind them in June, expecting a better politics and a better future from him. They are already being betrayed.
“Today’s Labour Party isn’t into problem solving; let alone governing. Jeremy Corbyn’s acolytes are focused on how to maximise the contradictions of capitalism.
“You don’t qualify for the Shadow Cabinet these days unless you have studied the Venezuelan guide on how to bankrupt a rich economy.
“No wonder they back Brexit. No wonder they lined up behind Theresa May, maximising the chance of chaos and disruption.
“Then a few weeks ago the moderates briefly penetrated the Corbyn bunker. They persuaded him that collaborating quite so closely with the class enemy didn’t look too good.
“So, they have a new policy: to stay in the Single market and Customs Union, possibly; or to leave, maybe. Or maybe to stay in for a bit, and then leave.
“I am trying to be kind here: I am trying to understand what they are trying to say. I think the current line is, we should transition to the transition gradually while we prepare for a post-transition world.
“This is what they mean by the smack of firm leadership on the biggest issue of the day.
“But if Jeremy Corbyn sits on the fence any longer, he is in danger of being sliced up the middle by the serrated edge.
“He would do better to get off the fence and refurbish his revolutionary credentials. Jeremy – join us in the Anti Brexit People’s Liberation Front!”
Political adults
“What the people want. What the country now desperately needs is some political adults.
“That’s you. That’s us.
“Fortunately, we are not alone. There are sensible grown-ups in the Conservative party and the Labour Party and the Greens. And beyond them are millions of people deeply worried about what is happening.
“We have to put aside tribal differences and work alongside like-minded people to keep the Single Market and Customs Union, essential for trade and jobs;
“Europe’s high environmental and social standards; shared research; help for our poorer regions; cooperation over policing and terrorism.
“Europe, of course, needs reform but you don’t achieve reform by walking away.
“Our position is clear: the Liberal Democrats are the party of Remain.