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Jeremy Hunt rings in a gaffe-free Olympics

By | Fri 27th July 2012 - 3:55 pm

Have you recently suffered an accident which wasn’t your fault?

Were you nonchalantly strolling past the Culture Secretary on HMS Belfast one sunny morning when you were abruptly hit on the head by a heavy brass bell?

If so, please contact “Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne” as a matter of urgency….

Jeremy Hunt is 97.

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4 Comments

  • Foregone Conclusion 27th Jul '12 - 4:48pm

    What’s the exact opposite of a Faustian bargain? I think Hunt signed it at some point.

  • Alistair 27th Jul '12 - 6:38pm

    Bell tolls for Hunt…

  • Nick (not Clegg) 27th Jul '12 - 8:31pm

    We should have put a Cordon around him in 2005.

  • Tony Dawson 28th Jul '12 - 10:39am

    And then we have McCartney….., the Queen………… Beckham……………… the Red Arrows and…..?

    Hunt: “My ‘big bell’ end is better than Tubular Balls”.

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