Back for its third year (see 2009 and 2010) is my conference fringe meeting league table, showing how many fringes each MP will be speaking at. As ever, this is based on the information from the official fringe listings in the printed conference directory.
The Simon Hughes Memorial Prize for Multiple Simultaneous Fringe Booking award this year was tightly contested. After Simon Hughes winning in 2009 and then in 2010 the honours being split fourways between Burstow, Cable, Featherstone and Teather, 2011 saw a tight contest again.
There were numerous MPs who managed one, or more, double bookings. Special mention for daring double booking must go to Huppert and Lamb both of whom have a double booking when in one of the slots they are down as the only speaker. Presumably they are hoping for very long-winded questions that are so unclear that they can safely nip out, give a talk somewhere else and then return in time to give an answer as if they’d been listening all the time. In fairness, evidence from past conferences suggests this is not an unreasonable hope.
On simple numbers they lose out to Andrew Stunell and his triple booking. But even he loses out to Vince Cable’s extra special triple booking where not only is he the only speaker listed at one of the events, the format is in fact him being interviewed. Absence from stage may be tricky during that one even allowing for the slightly shifted time of the interview.
So congratulations Vince. He is the Simon Hughes of Birmingham 2011, with his Usain Bolt impression coming soon to a fringe hotel corridor near you.
If you see him dashing do helpfully shout “The interview is that way” whilst pointing in a random direction.
Simon Hughes can meanwhile console himself with the knowledge that he and triple booking star Andrew Stunell displace Cable from his 2009 and 2010 number one spot for total number of fringes.
16
Simon Hughes
Andrew Stunell
15
Vince Cable
12
Chris Huhne
10
Norman Baker
Andrew George
Julian Huppert
Paul Burstow
9
Tom Brake
Sarah Teather
8
Lynne Featherstone
Stephen Gilbert
7
Danny Alexander
Steve Webb
6
Alan Beith
Jeremy Browne
Malcolm Bruce
Nick Clegg
Tessa Munt
5
Lorely Burt
Tim Farron
Don Foster
David Laws
Stephen Williams
4
John Pugh
Dan Rogerson
3
Annette Brooke
Duncan Hames
Nick Harvey
Martin Horwood
Charles Kennedy
John Leech
Michael Moore
Jo Swinson
Roger Williams
2
Alistair Carmichael
John Hemming
Robert Smith
Jenny Willott
1
Gordon Birtwistle
Menzies Campbell
David Heath
Adrian Sanders
Ian Swales
John Thurso
0
Michael Crockart
Mike Hancock
Mark Hunter
Stephen Lloyd
Greg Mulholland
Alan Reid
Bob Russell
David Ward
Simon Wright
Mark Williams
Note: I have included MPs marked as “tbc” and “invited” but excluded those who are not listed even if I know otherwise (as my extra information is only partial).
5 Comments
why is it a memorial prize simon hanst died!
Enjoyed this a lot!
So Andrew Stunnel is making his party leadership intentions known – when there is a vacancy of course!
I have to admit I really do not like seeing a speaker leave a fringe meeting half way through. I like to think these events are a 2 way communication.
David but seeing as Simon is known as the late Simon Hughes on account of his time keeping ability I’m sure the award can be a memorial.
I’m just wondering when Vince managed to raid Gringotts and acquire the Time-Turner from Hermione Grainger’s vault.
At an earlier time when Lembit was still an MP, and well-known for multiple fringe appearances in the same time slot, I thought it should be the Hughes-Opik prize.