Auspicious start to speech as they bath the stage in, er, blue light. The audience sits enthralled through Clegg’s Greatest Hits at PMQs.
Dark clothed men are removing the robopodium reader for Clegg’s walkabout.
Applause for technical crew as they get stuff off in the nick of time. Audience turning into Proms crowd.
Clapometer moves into positive. BBC Parliament subtitle him as Nick Glegg.
Talking about the future. Kicking off with snaps for Vince to get the audience on side.
Getting serious about the problems facing us all. Namechecking the weird American banks.
Gordon’s crystal ball failure. Labour offers nothing – craven protection of their own jobs, whilst all around them redundant. Living dead – no head, no heart, no soul, stumbling around. Zombie government.
Now onto the Tories: Cameron wants to strip out the offensive parts of the Tory party. But if you take out the offensive bits, there’s nothing left!