Boris Johnson: what was he on about?
Written by Mark Pack on 25th January 2008 – 3:10 pmHere’s a challenge for you. What was the problem to which Boris Johnson thinks this is the solution:
I have an infallible solution. You go to Legoland. To be exact, you go to those deceptively simple whirly teacup things, and you subject the human body to the most extraordinary stresses and shears. Your teacup rotates in one direction. The teatray spins the other way.
Posted in Humour, Opposition watch
25th January 2008 at 3:41 pm
How everyone else in the UK can acquire a hairstyle matching his?
25th January 2008 at 3:44 pm
How to lose an election for the Conservatives which they ought to win?
25th January 2008 at 5:50 pm
What should you do to ensure you are totally incoherent when David rings you up and asks you to explain why Brian Paddick is now the Mayor and you trailed in behind gorgeous George?
25th January 2008 at 6:47 pm
How do you attract a beautiful married mistress?
28th January 2008 at 11:56 am
Two guesses:
1. Deleted, ‘cos I’ve checked and it would be a spoiler
2. Deleted, ‘cos it would be a spoiler for an up coming blog story too
28th January 2008 at 12:00 pm
Surely this is some new traffic management system - a tory alternative to the congestion charge.
28th January 2008 at 12:02 pm
Bendy-buses!
28th January 2008 at 12:05 pm
Chris: now we can have a competition to guess what your guesses were
28th January 2008 at 1:21 pm
Is it about preparing for the stresses of space travel before going on a Virgin Galactic space plane? Maybe he’s planning to make this form of travel part of the Oyster network?
28th January 2008 at 1:29 pm
Obvious. This is what he does to distract himself when he wants a drink stronger than tea, and his minder says no.
28th January 2008 at 3:27 pm
How to get info from suspects without having to use water boarding….
28th January 2008 at 9:25 pm
Are we sure he said “Legoland” and not “ego-land”?
28th January 2008 at 11:31 pm
How to cure the norovirus…
29th January 2008 at 10:21 pm
London’s demonstration event for the 2012 Olympics?
29th January 2008 at 10:44 pm
Is he trying to make himself so dizzy that he forgets about all those different groups of people that he has insulted?
29th January 2008 at 10:50 pm
Perhaps I had an advantage here - my wife Marie is due to give birth next month!
For ’tis none other than Boris’s method of inducing labour (not Labour) in overdue pregnant women….
Sadly for Boris, he induces only Liberalism in Marie!