It’s the chance of a lifetime! Roll up, in your millions! Come and buy our beautiful Brexit Pig – in a poke!
When Brexit wins, June 24th will be a Golden Dawn*! Our Prime Minister, Whoever that might be, will soon show Angela Merkel who’s boss!
- What’s that you say? We’re going to let Cameron stay on? But that will be disastrous, he’ll drag his feet, it’ll all go pear-shaped! Surely we need to tell the nation that it’ll be Our Man?
- What’s that you say? That there’d be chaos, Boris slugging it out with Gove, the Opposition parties threatening to bring down the government? It’s a nightmare! What can we tell the public? I know! Let’s tell them nothing! Let’s dodge the question, say nothing at all about who will lead us out of Europe, and hope they don’t notice the problem. Keep that pig firmly in its poke!
Anyway, our Prime Minister Whoever will know exactly how to deal with Europe. It certainly won’t be like Norway!
- What’s that you say? That Cameron is bound to go for the Norway approach, which comes closest to no-change? Keep quiet about that. We haven’t told the public who Prime Minister Whoever will be, remember! Keep that pig firmly in its poke!



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